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    Kelsey Klemme‏ @KelseyKlemme May 14

    DC may have won the electoral judges, but NJ won the popular vote #NotMyMissUSA #MissUSA

    7:09 PM - 14 May 2017
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    16 replies 117 retweets 460 likes
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      2. Shawna Macy‏ @Shawna_08 May 14
        Replying to @KelseyKlemme

        Are liberals not able to know the difference in politics and a beauty pageant 🤔

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Kelsey Klemme‏ @KelseyKlemme May 14
        Replying to @Shawna_08

        Wait, are you saying I WASN'T supposed to vote for who looks best in a swimsuit in November?

        3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Shawna Macy‏ @Shawna_08 May 14
        Replying to @KelseyKlemme

        Although I'm sure you would adore Hillary Clinton in a bathing suit 👍

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Kelsey Klemme‏ @KelseyKlemme May 14
        Replying to @Shawna_08

        idk if you figured it out yet but it's a joke...

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. jphillips‏ @jphillips6030 May 14
        Replying to @KelseyKlemme

        I thought MS New Jersey answered questions more directly and passionately.

        2 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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    1. Greg West‏ @GregWest_HALOJM May 14
      Replying to @KelseyKlemme

      Oh no! When will the marches start???

      0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      2. Molly woggins.‏ @Apothecare May 14
        Replying to @KelseyKlemme

        Nobody likes you. Show me your tits bitch.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. HooBark‏ @Gulardian May 14
        Replying to @Apothecare @KelseyKlemme

        Aren't you cool

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Molly woggins.‏ @Apothecare May 14
        Replying to @Gulardian @KelseyKlemme

        She has yet to show tits. Your point?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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    2. Chilean Garbage‏ @nicolasmartin45 May 14
      Replying to @KelseyKlemme

      Look at yourselves....protesting for a goddamn beauty pageant!! If this is activism in the US, I'm glad to be latino.

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    3. HooBark‏ @Gulardian May 14
      Replying to @KelseyKlemme

      Racist

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    4. Jenny Liebowitz‏ @JennysTrueHappy May 14
      Replying to @KelseyKlemme @LoveHurts38

      doesn't work like that

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    5. Dean Robert‏ @upherclasstwit May 15
      Replying to @KelseyKlemme

      not at all the case, either one could have represented America well

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    6. Michael‏ @mikewenzel211 May 15
      Replying to @KelseyKlemme

      Guess what? That still gets you second place. Guess she lost to a better candidate...

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    7. 1911A1Custom‏ @DTOM009NRA May 15
      Replying to @KelseyKlemme

      Wow!!!! @KelseyKlemme can't stand it when someone doesn't goose-step to your fascist beat? Doesn't drink your #Jonestown Koolaid? #MyMissUSA

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    8. Abby Abraham‏ @Someweirdid May 15
      Replying to @KelseyKlemme

      We are the silent majority. I'm an Indian immigrants. We just love liberal tears.

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    9. Abner Reed‏ @LostDevilish May 14
      Replying to @KelseyKlemme

      liberals all mad as hell...

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