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America's Number 1 Punned-It. Writer, and lover of dogs. Make America Blue Again.

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      Machine Pun Kelly‏Verified account @KellyScaletta May 23
      Replying to @travisakers

      Whatever gender that poor child is, it's going to have a horrible and abusive mother. If she's going to slap her child for something that simple in public, what is she doing in private?

      5:57 PM - 23 May 2021
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        2. McElroy11‏ @McelroyCullen May 23
          Replying to @KellyScaletta @travisakers

          She through a dart at a crowd of people because she didn’t want to pop a balloon. Lol. Y’all are super weird

          3 replies 1 retweet 32 likes
        3. Machine Pun Kelly‏Verified account @KellyScaletta May 23
          Replying to @McelroyCullen @travisakers

          She THREW a dart at the ground. And she's a child. Apparently, you are too.

          1 reply 0 retweets 137 likes
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        2.  🌲Jay E Crawford 🌲‏ @JayECrawford May 23
          Replying to @KellyScaletta @travisakers

          The girl was experiencing a child's natural fear of the loud noise the balloon would make, on top of the pressure & stress of being asked to perform like a trained seal in public. She throws the dart at the ground & Mom slaps her -- for embarrassing Mom. Narcissistic parents ...

          14 replies 18 retweets 950 likes
        3.  🇺🇸PeaceLove&Outrage  ☮️ 💕 😡‏ @1980Dorothy May 23
          Replying to @JayECrawford @KellyScaletta @travisakers

          The weird thing is, no one felt anything but compassion for the scared child. I can tell from their laughter when mom’s balloon flew away! They knew she deserved it. THAT’S where her embarrassment should be, losing the balloon because she smacked her kid for being scared.

          1 reply 1 retweet 60 likes
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        2. NY Amunti‏ @amunti May 23
          Replying to @KellyScaletta @travisakers

          Is it really? What a blanket statement.

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        3. Machine Pun Kelly‏Verified account @KellyScaletta May 23
          Replying to @amunti @travisakers

          Yes.

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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        2. Anuka‏ @AdemetraAnuka May 23
          Replying to @KellyScaletta @travisakers

          Not taking anyone’s side but i think the mother’s reaction was harsh because she realized the girl could have hit someone with the dart. There was a man with a baby standing right in front... too many emotions all around

          8 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
        3. Machine Pun Kelly‏Verified account @KellyScaletta May 23
          Replying to @AdemetraAnuka @travisakers

          There is absolutely no way that girl was hitting anyone with a dart. And the mother's reaction was because she was embarrassed. And you literally took the mother's side.

          2 replies 1 retweet 31 likes
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        1. Big Brain  🛎‏ @BigBrain1234 May 23
          Replying to @KellyScaletta @travisakers

          Social media has turned many of us into addicts. We need that outside validation to remind us we’re just as good as everyone else. When our serotonin score is threatened we freak. It’s not good.

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        2. illest_49er‏ @illest_49er May 23
          Replying to @KellyScaletta @travisakers

          I’m sure she’ll be telling her future therapist about the time her mom took her hand and slapped it one time for throwing a sharp object toward people... thank god people like you are here to break up unhappy families and judge them

          3 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
        3. Gleaftus‏ @gleaftus May 24
          Replying to @illest_49er @KellyScaletta @travisakers

          the mom's anger was probably what the kid will remember

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