Kelly Moriarty

@KellyKMoriarty

I love dogs and the internet. I work , previously . My opinions are my dog’s.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2013.

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  1. 9. sij

    We all just got to 2020 but damn is out here releasing bangers like it's 2050 and the apocalypse has happened and the only method of payment is song:

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  2. 7. sij

    Based on the amount of airplane themed outfits/gimmicks on for Pilot Pete, I’d love to see what would happen for me, a product manager if I were Bachelorette. What would the guys do? Arrive as a giant human google doc? Bring their exes to provide user stories?

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  3. 3. sij

    Just realized I left my headphones at home. Now I'm trying to figure out the right equation to determine if taking time to leave and go get my headphones vs staying headphoneless will drive the highest ROI for my productivity today. I should probably just go get my headphones.

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  4. 27. pro 2019.

    I’m fairly sure I would never clean the house if I wasn’t procrastinating from doing something else. In other news my floors are currently sparkling clean!

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  5. 26. pro 2019.
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  6. 19. pro 2019.

    Ah yes, that :facepalm: feeling when you're wondering why someone is so late to a meeting only to realize you forgot to invite them to said meeting and only added yourself.

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    17. pro 2019.

    👋🌲 Do you use Stripe? Do you want to make your business carbon neutral (or negative)? I want to talk to you about it! orbuch@stripe.com or DM 🙏

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  8. 20. stu 2019.

    You know you're jet lagged when you try to use your work badge to get into your hotel room. You know you're really jet lagged when you then walk all the way back to reception and ask for a new key.

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  9. 22. srp 2019.

    If you need something to brighten your day, please enjoy my pup happy-rolling in slow motion.

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  10. 17. svi 2019.

    This turned out to be real life wholesomememes. I sent them a photo of my dog just to see what happened and I got back a photo saying my dog is cute and wishing me a good trip. Thanks for the lolz kind strangers.

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  11. 17. svi 2019.

    To the person on the same flight as I am at this very moment, please continue to send me pictures of Cheetos (instead of Friends photos) I don’t know who you are but I appreciate you.

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  12. 5. svi 2019.

    Just got to Split, Croatia and was looking at reviews of the various museums and stumbled upon something very unexpected. Do I go?

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  13. 2. svi 2019.

    So apparently when a hair dresser asks you why you haven’t cut your ridiculously long hair in awhile, you should not avoid saying the truth (laziness) and say that “it’s the source of all your power”. Can confirm it makes the next hour a wee bit awkward.

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  14. 29. ožu 2019.

    In view of the rejection of the Withdrawal Agreement by the House of Commons, I have decided to call off the rest of the day and head to the pub until 10 April.

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  15. 20. ožu 2019.

    Throwing someone under the bus is such an antiquated phrase in this day in age. We should really be throwing people under electric scooters.

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  16. 14. ožu 2019.
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  17. 5. ožu 2019.

    To the tune of "Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore", I bring you the PM's power ballad: "Can't Write This Brief Anymore" And I can’t write this brief anymore I’ve forgotten what I started writing for It’s time to allow comments on this lore And show them the core Deliverableeees

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    ooh, first of March! I can open the first window on my Brexit advent calendar! *opens* aww, it's a little picture of insulin shortages

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  19. 22. velj 2019.

    Fuck yeah, I’ve been waiting my whole life to be validated by an international team of social science researchers.

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    7. velj 2019.

    Excited to be working with a fantastic team on bringing Stripe to new countries 🗺 Let me know if you’re interested in being a future beta user! (👋 hey, we’re hiring too: )

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