Kelly Moriarty

@KellyKMoriarty

I love dogs and the internet. I work , previously .

Joined May 2013
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  1. Jun 1

    Currently trying to figure out what I can get rid of so I can make room in my luggage for snacks.

    2 replies 3 likes
  2. May 25

    I just listened to an ad on to subscribe to an of a dog. What a world we live in.

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  3. May 12

    Some Friday nights I like to pause and take some time to think about important life questions, like: which wine goes best with Cheetos?

  4. May 9
    Replying to

    Got a flashback of driving to a store to buy a specific thing and then completely forgetting why I were there at all once I got there.

  5. May 9

    Just bought a bunch of random things on Amazon and realized I forgot to order the one item I was actually there to buy in the first place.

    1 reply 1 like
  6. May 6

    Just ordered food delivery and added an item from the kids menu which says for 12 and under. Little do they know it's for me!

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  7. Retweeted
    Apr 13

    Stripe is launching an engineering magazine. calls it "the New Yorker for geeks."

    Susan Fowler to lead Stripe’s new engineering tips pub
    67 retweets 194 likes
  8. Mar 30

    Once every few years I'll drink an orange soda and without fail I will say to myself "Who loves orange soda? Kell loves orange soda!"

    1 reply 5 likes
  9. Mar 22

    It's interesting being an American sitting in an Irish pub in Oslo, hearing "Paradise City" while watching Germany play England in soccer.

  10. Retweeted
    Mar 8

    This International Women’s Day, we're sharing the stories of five incredible female founders:

    1 reply 40 retweets 78 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Feb 21

    I made a guide to taking a compliment.

    49 replies 1,580 retweets 2,965 likes
  12. Feb 20

    Moving abroad has really changed my search history. Last two searches: "where to find Cheetos Dublin" and "which canary island is best"

    1 reply 3 likes
  13. Feb 19

    I'm always very torn on who to root for when I watch Sherlock

    1 reply 1 like
  14. Feb 15

    You know you're in Spain when even the sangria in the airport is delicious.

  16. Jan 10

    Building a standing mirror for my room and asked my significant pupper to help me. Instead, all I get is this face!

    1 reply 6 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jan 9

    ’90s Kids Rejoice! The Spider Eggs They Used To Fill Beanie Babies Are Finally Hatching!

    80 replies 2,478 retweets 4,751 likes
  18. Jan 1

    Watching football at a pub in Ireland and Bills fans just bought me (Jets fan) a drink to say "fuck Tom Brady". I love football.

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  19. 29 Dec 2016
    Replying to

    I might be hallucinating but apparently Right Said Fred is preforming I'm Too Sexy on this game show?! I'm so confused but I don't hate it

  20. 29 Dec 2016

    Apparently I spend sick days as an adult the same way I did as a kid: watching game shows I don't understand, eating soup, and napping.

    2 replies 3 likes

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