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Currently trying to figure out what I can get rid of so I can make room in my luggage for snacks.
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I just listened to an ad on
@Spotify to subscribe to an@instagram of a dog. What a world we live in.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
Some Friday nights I like to pause and take some time to think about important life questions, like: which wine goes best with Cheetos?
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Got a flashback of driving to a store to buy a specific thing and then completely forgetting why I were there at all once I got there.
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Just bought a bunch of random things on Amazon and realized I forgot to order the one item I was actually there to buy in the first place.
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Just ordered food delivery and added an item from the kids menu which says for 12 and under. Little do they know it's for me!
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Kelly Moriarty Retweeted
Stripe is launching an engineering magazine.
@karaswisher calls it "the New Yorker for geeks." https://www.increment.com/ https://twitter.com/karaswisher/status/852567005412691969 …
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Once every few years I'll drink an orange soda and without fail I will say to myself "Who loves orange soda? Kell loves orange soda!"
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It's interesting being an American sitting in an Irish pub in Oslo, hearing "Paradise City" while watching Germany play England in soccer.
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This International Women’s Day, we're sharing the stories of five incredible female founders:https://stripe.com/blog/international-womens-day …
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I made a guide to taking a compliment.pic.twitter.com/LJXrFhYJR4
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Moving abroad has really changed my search history. Last two searches: "where to find Cheetos Dublin" and "which canary island is best"
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I'm always very torn on who to root for when I watch Sherlockpic.twitter.com/IW1IDNv8Qh
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You know you're in Spain when even the sangria in the airport is delicious.
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Sometimes I forget where I live now. For a second I thought Dominos was promoting tweets about my return on investment if I bought a pizza.https://twitter.com/dominos_roi/status/826472793017634818 …
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Building a standing mirror for my room and asked my significant pupper to help me. Instead, all I get is this face!pic.twitter.com/bL1RqHnddn
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’90s Kids Rejoice! The Spider Eggs They Used To Fill Beanie Babies Are Finally Hatching! http://clckhl.co/MA6a4pd pic.twitter.com/MCJMY0UC6b
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Watching football at a pub in Ireland and Bills fans just bought me (Jets fan) a drink to say "fuck Tom Brady". I love football.
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I might be hallucinating but apparently Right Said Fred is preforming I'm Too Sexy on this game show?! I'm so confused but I don't hate it
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Apparently I spend sick days as an adult the same way I did as a kid: watching game shows I don't understand, eating soup, and napping.
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