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Dogs. And sports. And whales (Tom Jumbo-Grumbo/BoJack Horseman). SportsCenter; MLB onESPN; PTI sub. Next TV PXP TBA. Next SC: 6 PM EDT 10/2. Be there. Aloha.

Joined April 2010

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    Barring a setback, Aaron Rodgers will start at QB for the on Sunday against the , sources tell and me. Still dealing with swelling and soreness in his sprained knee, but improved throughout week, practiced Saturday, impressed teammates. Go time.

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  2. Tom Jumbo-Grumbo and Randy. We are your friends.

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  3. Not only are screwing their drivers, but another App glitch will change your destination after you’ve booked your trip. Happened to me today - costing me time and padding my bill - and these “support” nitwits won’t even acknowledge it.

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  4. And Nats’ ownership doesn’t understand why it and its franchise are loathed

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  5. Hank, when was the last time you saw a “GF” stat line anywhere, let alone as an incentive? Who still has a games finished clause and is his agent Jerry Kapstein? If you are finishing games and not getting saves, you’re not getting an incentive clause

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  6. Unfair catch School will sell a million t-shirts with that (or a better) phrase and his silhouette on it. He will get nothing

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  7. Not rejecting this, just noting: Similar pieces were written about newfangled heretical stats like On Base Percentage (1973), ERA (1913) and Pitchers’ Wins (1885)

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  8. In “China Syndrome,” every evil news director who ever lived; in “Missiles Of October,” the most reliable ally you could ever have

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  9. Everybody goes to Chez Jay You forget: while at Fox I lived at Shutters

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  11. Who’s hostin that international tellycast?

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  12. He’ll be there for “inspiration.” And pinch-running. Because the thing you want with a guy with a broken wrist is to have him maybe sliding in a game. That’d be really INSPIRING

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  13. NYC AREA MISSING CAT ALERT: This is Muzi, he’s 15 pounds, and he’s missing around North 6th and Harrison Streets in Hoboken, NJ. He’s chipped 985112008323200 and if you find or see him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT

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  14. Hilarious. We did this joke eight days ago.

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    Sep 13
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  16. Also that fake reporter thing was dreadful

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    Sep 13

    I believe I possess the only unopened bottle. Details coming. We’ll share the money between and Puerto Rico relief orgs.

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  18. The best opportunity for the Giants to contend, ended the night the reprogrammed Mac Williamson went neck-first into the fence behind the bullpen

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  19. On Mets telecast, Gary Cohen just announced will make his tv play-by-Play debut in the upcoming bottom of the 6th. This is outrageous! You can’t have some middle aged Keith with virtually no experience suddenly break in as the PXP guy in... Wait what

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  20. Machado’s performance when it has counted has been so pedestrian that he’s working his way down to a NRI

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