"I made a game where a giant cosmic space dad gets drunk and accidentally destroys the stars and makes his poor son help replace them by getting him to run over everyone and everything with a sticky clump so it can be shot into space." "Okay."
At school Other Dad “What do you do?” Me “I am a game designer. “ OD “Oh interesting. What kinda of game do you make?” Me “Ah...” OD “Shooting game? Or Sports game? Me “No... sorry, it’s hard to explain...” Then I always try to change the topic to something different.
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"no, something better than either of those"
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It's so much better than a shooting or sports thing. You can be friends with poop!
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Best to treat it like being a superhero or spy and never mention your real powers to anyone
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games where you make people happy
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Very true! But it IS kind of hard to explain.....
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Only two types of games! Shooting or sports.
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you: *dunks a entire katamari on OD’s head*
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