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    k e i t h  🐤 🥔‏ @KeetPotato 10 Oct 2017
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    chickens lay eggs every day right? so is that why we eat eggs? so chickens don't take over the world?

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      2. k e i t h  🐤 🥔‏ @KeetPotato 10 Oct 2017
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        if every chicken on earth lays an egg every day, that's a lot of chickens

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      3. k e i t h  🐤 🥔‏ @KeetPotato 10 Oct 2017
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        imagine that, how many chickens are there in the world? fuck loads is the answer

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      4. k e i t h  🐤 🥔‏ @KeetPotato 10 Oct 2017
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      5. k e i t h  🐤 🥔‏ @KeetPotato 10 Oct 2017
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        19 billion chickens lay 1 egg today, that's 38 billion chickens tomorrow. even if half of em squeeze out a dud egg, that's still shit loads

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      6. k e i t h  🐤 🥔‏ @KeetPotato 10 Oct 2017
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        in two weeks time that's like a hundred billion fuckin chickens, youd have to clear them off your drive way every night just to park the car

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      7. k e i t h  🐤 🥔‏ @KeetPotato 10 Oct 2017
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        you'd arrive home from work like "these fkn chickens" [gets out car]

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      8. k e i t h  🐤 🥔‏ @KeetPotato 10 Oct 2017
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        me: "sorry im late" wife: "what happened?" me: [hanging coat on hook] "fuckin chickens everywhere"

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      9. k e i t h  🐤 🥔‏ @KeetPotato 10 Oct 2017
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        this is world vegans want is it? well balls to that

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      10. k e i t h  🐤 🥔‏ @KeetPotato 10 Oct 2017
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        keep eating chickens

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