if every chicken on earth lays an egg every day, that's a lot of chickens
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imagine that, how many chickens are there in the world? fuck loads is the answer
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19 billion chickens lay 1 egg today, that's 38 billion chickens tomorrow. even if half of em squeeze out a dud egg, that's still shit loads
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in two weeks time that's like a hundred billion fuckin chickens, youd have to clear them off your drive way every night just to park the car
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you'd arrive home from work like "these fkn chickens" [gets out car]
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me: "sorry im late" wife: "what happened?" me: [hanging coat on hook] "fuckin chickens everywhere"
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