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I've written for @NewYorker, @Marvel, @TheOnion, @ComedyCentral, @McSweeneys, but mainly for you, the reader. 👇Check out my bot book!

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    Keaton Patti‏Verified account @KeatonPatti 14 Nov 2018

    I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of stand-up comedy and then asked it to write stand-up comedy of its own. Here is the first page.pic.twitter.com/Qw7IUI7gJh

    8:36 AM - 14 Nov 2018
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    • Cody Power HeyImBlue 🅼 🅰︎ 🆁 🅺 Elyssa Hilton Casey Riley nana 🌺 David Hai jung jinsoul lockdown
    1,964 replies 22,626 retweets 79,133 likes
      1. Keaton Patti‏Verified account @KeatonPatti 14 Nov 2018

        Hey @PattonOswalt, let me know if you want to use this set.

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      2. Jim Shields 🌊 🇺🇸‏ @hobodeluxe 14 Nov 2018

        I agree that this bot needs his own account to spill these jokes to the masses and the name of the account needs to be Stand_Up_Comedy_Chub.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Brad Parks‏ @wrongmirrorball 14 Nov 2018
        Replying to @KeatonPatti

        THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR THESE! They make my whole day

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      2. Ross Stager‏ @RossStager 14 Nov 2018
        Replying to @KeatonPatti

        I’m sick of these first pages! Where can I get a book length collection of these? They’re my fav!

        5 replies 5 retweets 633 likes
      3. Little Joan@theHighGate‏ @jagpratar3 14 Nov 2018
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        pic.twitter.com/TZYR6TtsKD

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      2. Sonic the Hedgefund‏ @NateNomm 14 Nov 2018
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        Wow, I didn't know @tonyhawk hollowed out his bones. That explains why he can rotate so many times on a skateboard.

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      2. Matt Hannel‏ @sabreSFan08 14 Nov 2018
        Replying to @KeatonPatti

        I wonder if it's really bots or him coming up with these

        19 replies 0 retweets 145 likes
      3. (Not Now)Alex‏ @Cappy5514 14 Nov 2018
        Replying to @sabreSFan08 @KeatonPatti

        I think its him but disguised as a bot makes it more humorous

        3 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
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