I don't care if it won't work. I'm telling the Bill of Rights.
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Remember to ask your son if he's fake. He has to tell the truth.
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don’t you just hate it when the government sells your lungs without asking nicely?
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Well, MY local officials asked very politely before selling MY lungs.
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Finally, a man willing to bring the Barenaked Ladies to justice!
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So we got the Forbidden Fruit, the Apple, Now prepare for The justice fruit The Lemon.
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I really want to see that commercial made. Like, for reals.
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After reading
@KeatonPatti's post in Charlie's voice, I'm now convinced I just read a bit from an Always Sunny episode - "Charlie goes to Law School!"
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