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    Keaton Patti‏Verified account @KeatonPatti 11 Oct 2018

    I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page.pic.twitter.com/47MebRmIy0

    7:43 AM - 11 Oct 2018
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    • kopycetic PilotLightKitty סוליד SOLID roy Lasha Ex. תפודוב IHCV7VW Chainofsouls31 Caroline(or MeowMix )🐱🔞
    555 replies 8,777 retweets 22,662 likes
      1. Keaton Patti‏Verified account @KeatonPatti 11 Oct 2018

        I don't care if it won't work. I'm telling the Bill of Rights.

        9 replies 13 retweets 766 likes
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      2. Ahab‏ @Ahab_Of_Gilead 11 Oct 2018

        Well, MY local officials asked very politely before selling MY lungs.

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      2. Patrick Johanneson‏ @pjohanneson 11 Oct 2018
        Replying to @KeatonPatti

        "Music too Canadian", eh?

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. Name cannot be blank‏ @notsoundmind 11 Oct 2018
        Replying to @pjohanneson @KeatonPatti

        I'm sorry

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      1. Talon Homer‏ @Motor_Friend 11 Oct 2018
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        Finally, a man willing to bring the Barenaked Ladies to justice!

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      1. han‏ @Oredude 11 Oct 2018
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        So we got the Forbidden Fruit, the Apple, Now prepare for The justice fruit The Lemon.

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      2.  🗽Looking to new things!‏ @marquesadesade3 11 Oct 2018
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        My kids love reading these. Can we make your bot watch 1000 hours of Dr who and see what it spits out?

        5 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      3. ThriftStoreEmployee‏ @libbyisawkward 11 Oct 2018
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        Fantastic!

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      2. AfroWarriorYourFriendlyNeighborhoodNerfHerder‏ @chrisdisturbed9 11 Oct 2018
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        "Music too Canadian" I am crying tears right now omgpic.twitter.com/pzFO4AMWoV

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Liam Sullivan‏ @_LiamJohnRiley 17 Oct 2018
        Replying to @chrisdisturbed9 @KeatonPatti

        There needs to be a class action against the band who did that song “Rude”.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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