Kea Krause

@KeaMKrause

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Joined February 2010

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    1 Dec 2020

    For the Dec/Jan issue of I wrote about in utero Ollie being an olive, a peach, a puffin and a red panda, the general weirdness of pregnancy apps and not really knowing what’s going on inside your body when you’re growing a human with it.

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  3. 21 hours ago

    Congress people wearing defiant phrases on their masks is the equivalent to the early aughts baby-tee messaging

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  4. 23 hours ago

    Last week people tried to kill you. And now there are measures to protect you. It’s a Rubik’s cube of hypocrisy.

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    Jan 11

    Pelosi said her young staffers knew to barricade the door, turn out the lights, and be silent, because they learned it in school.

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  6. Jan 11

    The same people calling for unity also refuse to wear masks in hostage situations to protect their across the aisle colleagues from a deadly pandemic

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    Jan 8

    Women. Accounted. For. All. The. Losses.

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    Jan 7

    “The ice caps are melting, the plague is raging, the rioters have broken into the chambers, and the number of opportunities we have to save the planet and the union are dwindling, so go big or go home.” 🙌🏻

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    Jan 6

    This Presidency needs to end in the next 24 hours.

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  10. Jan 6

    Man, Harvard sure churned out a bunch of sniveling, cynical, dangerous losers who should be nowhere near the levers of power.

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    Jan 6

    When Warnock and Ossoff are seated, Democrats and Republicans will each control half of the seats in the Senate. But the Democratic half will represent 41,549,808 more people than the Republican half.

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  12. Jan 4

    I just received the very best mail from my dear Auntie

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    Jan 3

    Cross cultural studies of the ultimatum game have shown that Americans are the most willing of any nationality to say "everyone gets nothing" and throw away free money if they feel a deal isn't fair. We prioritize punishment of cheaters over our own welfare.

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    Jan 2

    Almost lost to history, trees grown from seeds that went to the moon on Apollo 14 can still be found across the United States—if you know where to look

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  15. 31 Dec 2020

    I wonder if the type of mouth breather I’ve become since wearing a mask is reversible

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  16. 29 Dec 2020

    Pretty happy with how dressing herself is going

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  17. 23 Dec 2020

    Arctic Dreams by Barry Lopez is the text of my writing life: I visit it when I'm sad or lost or just want to remember what it's like to feel awe and joy. I opened it just a couple days ago when I was stuck with something I was working on. It is the book, THE book, the book.

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    "Dragging pandemic policy into the culture war has been a disaster for the country, particularly its children."

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    19 Dec 2020

    As of early November, 7 to 11 million American children lived in households where kids didn't get enough food because their families couldn't afford it, according to analysis of data.

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  20. 19 Dec 2020

    It was built by the Illuminati if you're wondering what I am talking about

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  21. 19 Dec 2020

    A Denver International Airport conspiracy theory wormhole has completely derailed my writing day

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