#TeamSatan

Professional Griefers is so awful. I love it.

losing followers #luvlyf

Cartoon Network died alongside my dreams back in 2005.

im quite the political activist uno! i actually reblog lady gagas shit because i love gays born dis way haha!1111!!!1

Saturday is the sassiest day therefore I will listen to No Scrubs and hide my roommate's birth control #yesss

I just want cute a sleepover where there’s popcorn and movies and hot chocolate and demonic sacrifices that’s true friendship man.

I love your face, it'd look really sexy in this box I'm going to mail to the Canadian Embassy.

I'm off to write Mitt Romney slash and cry because my first college class is today LYGAISEXXXXXXX

I misjudged how physically sick writing that tweet would make me how do Swagapinos handle that shit?

I'm finding it so hard to be sassy and fabulous at 4am Beyonce would be disappointed but hey #nobodysperfect #imarealgirl #normalgirlscene x

It isn't very Vogue to unfollow me just warning you in advance.

Having a life is so 2007.

Selling your stardoll royalty account to support your drug addiction is one of the biggest indicators that you’re winning at life.

When I was eight a girl punched me in the face and that basically sums up my whole life.

Aint nothin like a cold capri sun and a few hoes.

I don't even like Hayley Williams I'm just following her because I want to do terrible things to her vagina but y'know

Ugh I want to return to the womb.

Dead babies? We got dead babies! :3

Guess whose right lung is in this souuup :3