If I wasn’t so much older and wider I’d swear this was me! Lovely stuff. 😁
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Kath 
@KathyBurke
Burkey with the good hair. My woke take brings all the c*n*s to the yard. pic by Nancy fancy pants. Work enquires: paul@the-hunted.co.uk
Joined June 2015
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The only showbiz photo I have on display is this one. Lily and Perry. We ♥️ Drag.
#BerlinWall30 I was 25 and seeing a really lovely bloke called Alan. Watching the news from bed he said he'd always remember he was with me when it happened and hoped we'd still be together for many years to come. I wish him and his husband all the best.
For me, the worst thing about depression is not being able to read as focus is limited. I've found it so difficult and upsetting these past few years but now happy to report I've read six books in the last six months. 👍🏼♥️📚
So I’m 56 today. Racism is still a thing and Dominic Cummings is still the Prime Minister. Glad I’m that bit closer to death. 🥳
I love being ‘woke’. It’s much nicer than being an ignorant fucking twat.
I’m chuffed for New Zealand but seeing videos of their freedom reminds me of being a kid watching other kids from my bedroom window playing in the flats while I was grounded for being an arsehole.
Cummings isn’t a ‘genius’ he’s an arrogant prick who broke the rules, was allowed to get away with it and fucked things up for the NHS. That’s his legacy.
So today, for the first time since March, I shall be going to a mates garden. I have that same feeling of excitement you get on the morning of a holiday, you know, to somewhere beautiful, like Greece. But I’m not a self entitled, privileged prick so Leytonstone it is. 👍🏼😎
At the end of the day, this lot, who have slimed their way into leadership, have grown up with the idea that they are better than everyone else and that they are entitled to behave how they jolly well like. I’m not at all surprised by this latest cuntery. It’s imbedded.
This pompous, privileged thick piece of stinking shit should resign for being grossly unintelligent, showing a deep lack of empathy and for being a cunt of the highest order.
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Grenfell Tower: Jacob Rees-Mogg criticised for 'insulting' comments bbc.in/2JOZCSG
It's fucking disgusting that the leak on #GrenfellReport was about the fire service. The real culprit was the cheap and highly flammable cladding. The council were warned about it by some tenants but they were ignored.💚
Nigel Farage having the police knock on his door for being a wandering nasty twat has really made my morning.😊
He's a cunt and so are you.
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Ridiculous outcry over Toby Young. He will bring independence, rigour and caustic wit. Ideal man for job
All those pious tweets saying you’re as bad as Trump if you’re not sympathetic can fuck right off. He’s a cunt and I don’t give a shit about him and if that makes me a cunt too then good. Have a lovely, safe day. 😘
I don’t usually block. People have called me all the fat cunts under the sun on here and I still don’t block. But if you come here telling me you like that shambles of a human and all his cunty mates you can fuck right off.
And for those saying, ‘it’s alright for you’ etc. My mum died when I was two, my dad battled with alcoholism my whole childhood and I’ve worked in showbiz for over 30 years. I’ve got mental health problems coming out of my arse, kids.
And so here it is. The day we watch another privileged arsehole fulfil his lifelong ambition to run the fucking country.
What I love about the warmer months is hardly sleeping then being wide awake before six for no fucking reason. Really sets me up for the long sweaty day ahead.
Twat
It’s common sense not to vote Tory in the first fucking place. What a shit show.
My showbiz pal, Roisin Conaty and I had a massive love up about Sean Lock yesterday. He was such a fantastic bloke. We’d love to see the absolutely brilliant 15 Storys High put on the please. We’re not asking for much. ♥️
I’m not going to let a poxy pandemic stop me from doing what I do every New Year’s Eve. It’s my right, as a FREE CITIZEN to watch a bit of telly, bob a couple of texts and be snuggled up in bed by eleven. 🥳
Very pleased that the 9 month old innocent baby wasn't killed or injured by the 97 year old selfish cunt.
Happy❤️Valentine❤️To❤️You❤️All❤️Except❤️Twats❤️Who❤️Voted❤️For❤️Brexit❤️And❤️Twats❤️Who❤️Think❤️Covid❤️Is❤️Fake❤️You❤️Can❤️Go❤️Fuck❤️Yourselves❤️Bing❤️Bang❤️Bong❤️Mutha❤️Fuckers❤️
No. He's a twat.
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Do you feel sorry for Laurence Fox? The actor, who caused a row on Question Time when he said attacks on him as "a privileged white male" were racism, has now come off Twitter because he says the abuse he gets every day is making him depressed. #JeremyVine
Person gets job so her kids don't starve? Good for her.
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Former EastEnders star Katie Jarvis is a B&M security guard after soap star role
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Fuck off, you self serving prick.
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All this ‘we didn’t know the procedure’ bollocks. I follow a couple of carers on here and they were shouting from the roof tops about needing PPE before that bumbling twat even announced lockdown.
My first professional acting job, aged 17 was the film Scrubbers which also featured Robbie Coltrane and Miriam Margolyes. Now you know where I get it all from. The naughty ones were nothing but inspiring.
Fuck off
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*Confirmed* @David_Cameron speaks candidly about his time in power in #TheCameronYears - Thursday 19 September, 9pm @BBCOne >> bbc.in/32kJG1s
So the person who reported about another persons fuckery, that we all see for what it is, is reprimanded but the person who did the dirty fuckery in the first place isn’t.
People still arguing in my notifications about face masks. Just wear one, you pricks! It’s not a fucking hardship!
People taking offence to a mild, silly tweet can fuck right off. I tweeted last week that I'd eaten all my stockpiled biscuits. I hadn't. It's called a JOKE. If you don't want to see me being as light as I can in dealing with this awful situation then mute or block me. Simple.
Morning, kids. Another week of lockdown ahead. Good. I know it’s tough, especially as other countries are starting to ease here and there but keep going, you’re doing great and I love you.
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I was a poor kid growing up.
I always felt looked after not looked down upon.
And then came Thatcher.
#FreeSchoolMeals
Anyone who says “we all broke the rules” is a privileged cunt who speaks only on the behalf of other privileged cunts.
A small gang of us met yesterday. We'd all started school together 50 years ago! Sandra said that when we were making paper chains for Xmas decorations I told her my mum died from licking the glue bits so be careful. We were 7. What a dark twat I was. Nothing's changed.😀
The majority of people have been absolutely brilliant this past year. Let’s not dwell on the idiots. Keep snug, keep safe and have a lovely one.
HNY!😊🥂😘
Have a lovely Saturday, kids. And remember. Be a maskychops not a cuntychops. 😊😷😎😘
Woke early to hear the sad news that one of our greatest cabaret and tv entertainers has gone. Loved Lily, loved Paul.
RIP 💚💄
Today I shall be mostly reading, listening to birdsong and cross stitching a tapestry like a proper 19th century old bint.
History has a rightful place in books and museums. Slave traders should not be held in such high esteem where we have to look up at them as if they were gods. Its not our future it’s theirs, the young, and I applaud them for trying to erase the bullshit so they see the truth.
In the 90's, before Twitter, one had to express oneself through the letters page of Time Out
He did what all music stars are meant to do; he frightened your mums and dads. RIP Keith Flint ♥️🔥♥️
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I’m fuming about those people protesting outside a HOSPITAL. The fucking arrogance is off the scale. No thought for staff or patients.
This past week has been a complete shambles. Our government were useless and spineless and didn’t give a shit about *anything* other than keeping that baboon and the baboon whisperer in power. What a show up.
#NotMovingOn
It’s ok, Nadine, we’ve found someone more stupid than you.
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Conservative MP Nick Fletcher says Doctor Who being played by a woman has pushed young men into crime.
Last day of first two weeks holiday I've given myself in adult life. I've done little breaks of course but never completely relaxed and not thought about work. I shall be doing it again and more often because, quite frankly I fucking deserve it and so do you.
I'm positive that Boris Johnson is a useless lying twat. #PositiveTwitterDay
Bye, bye shit for brains. Thanks for inspiring absolutely no one.
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I'm not against fascist Steve Bannon's mate, Boris because he's a leaver. I'm against him because he's a lying, self serving, thick piece of shit and he's a fucking embarrassment.
It’s lovely that some of you are at bit outraged at the stick I got on #DragRaceUK but it was a ‘roast’ so I was fully and gladly expecting a piss take. I actually thought the queens were quite mild. If the heels were on the other foot I would’ve annihilated those bitches.😊😘
Seems like most of us respected the wishes of front line workers and didn’t do the clapping. 💙
Is it because you're a bitter old wanker?
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Why do I always feel an overwhelming desire to give this ghastly child a good shaking. twitter.com/Independent/st…
Not eaten meat for 35yrs.
Never owned a car.
Only flown 3 times in past 20yrs.
Don't need much home heating cos I'm a lovely fatty.
Blimey, I'm so much greater than I think I am. 💚#climatechange
Is knocking about with a paedo par for the course then?
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“I have never known Buckingham Palace to be *disappointed* with other members of the Royal Family” - BBC royal correspondent Nicholas Witchell #bbcnewsten
Thick cunt.
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Dominic Raab paid tribute to "Paul Grayson" before being corrected...
The deputy PM then said: "We need to avoid the wokery and the limitations on comedy" #PMQs
Should certain men shut the fuck up?
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Should women wear tight leggings in public?
In my new podcast, I argue that godliness calls for women to pursue modesty, and men to kill their lusts.
Listen: bit.ly/3KdM2ow
What absolute selfish cunts these people are.
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Worked the late A&E SHO shift on NYE and came out to this. Hundreds of maskless, drunk people in huge groups shouting "Covid is a hoax", literally outside the building where hundreds are sick and dying. Why do people still not realise the seriousness of this pandemic?
A pal has just cancelled lunch. Not dressed yet so I'm fucking delighted.
"Can I have a jam sandwich please, Mrs Patterson."
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What's your favorite movie line ever? I'm torn between "We'll always have Paris" and "You're gonna need a bigger boat." (Quotes may or may not be exact.)
One of the things I'm chuffed about with this past decade is that women no longer whisper about the menopause but talk about it openly. Talking helps all of us. It's a good thing, kids.
Oh, I thought we were told to go to the pub and eat out to help out? Silly old public, eh?
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Health secretary overarching message this morning: if there’s another national lockdown the public will only have themselves to blame
#Covid19UK
Just saw my postie, a lovely person & union rep. He said they were so sorry for letting people down with the strikes. As if!
These brilliant people, NHS staff and public transport workers served ALL OF US during the pandemic.
The least we can do is show our support to them now.
So I'm not too surprised to hear that Bogjob is a big fat liar who ignored the advice of people more intelligent than him on a subject of critical, international importance.
Gove laughed while trying to lie on Monday, Johnson was laughing yesterday and now this twit. What’s the matter with them? It’s like number 10 has turned into a nursery for big stupid man babies.
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Laugh it up, Hancock. I look forward to this being replayed to you at the inevitable inquiry, you chuckling goon.
Scientists are saying it’s incredibly doubtful that things will be back to normal by Christmas but I think Prime Minister Dominic Cummings thinks false hope is important to get us out shopping. #bullshit #keepkeepingsafe 😷
How to be a Beautiful Man
- Don't be this twat
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The disregard, disrespect and profound stupidity is breathtaking.
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Unsold fish are rotting on docks, seafood companies are hitting the wall, but Jacob Rees-Mogg says what matters is that fish are now ‘happier’ because they’re ‘British’
These past couple of months I've been having the best sleeps ever. I stupidly watch the news and one episode of poxy question time and the nightmares and waking every other hour returns. Thick toxic opinions from thick toxic people is very bad for my health, kids.
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Had no clue I was a fat old miserable cunt.🤷🏻♀️ Thanks to those who've let me know. Night, kids. 😘
Prime Minister Dominic Cummings was brilliantly roasted on #hignfy tonight. Ian Hislop was pitch perfect. Sleep tight, kids.
#NotMovingOn