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The Kathleen McGee origin story would start when I broke that chair in grade 6. I’m a stand up comedian and no one cares.
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I love this new generation of comics but mostly I’m pretty sure they’re pussiess
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A man with his own Costco card. It says income. It says responsibility. That man is ready to be a boyfriend, a husband, a father. You lock that shit down.
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This would be a good job for any of my improviser friends.
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Your tweets aren’t as good since Elon took over.
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im not leaving twitter im gonna watch this place turn into a coke den
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I’m invincible!
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Happy Satanween to all that celebrate and worship the devil 😈🤟🏼
We’re winning 😛
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I will never again participate in Halloween and when you know what this day is about you won’t either. #satanicagenda #crimesagainstchildren
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The best part of Halloween is buying lots of candy and being shocked when no kids come to your apartment door so you have to eat the “leftover” candy.
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This being hidden as “sensitive content” today is funnier than anything he’ll ever tweet
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Why does she always look like she’s smelling her own fart and really loving it?
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Bell: Danielle Smith eyes city political parties for Calgary, Edmonton edmontonsun.com/opinion/column
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My current treatment plan is working!
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My favourite debate of all time!
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Should you open up your marriage? This week, @Kathleen_McGee e-spouses all the potential benefits! 
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Apartment across the street in downtown Edmonton is on fire. It’s terrifying how fast it moved. I hope everyone inside got out safely.
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Really disappointed they didn’t get a better shot of my running man but still pretty happy with my “area woman” spot on tonight!
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🏈 Debaters stick to their game plans in "Open Marriages & Roughriders Fans" featuring , Charlie Demers, Myles Morrison, and encoring today at 1:30pm on CBC Radio One!
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Big shout out to for helping me finally realize who Danielle the dictator reminds me of! She’s holding Alberta hostage against our will. #abpoli #DanielleSmithDarkAge
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But according to Danielle Smith, anti-vaxers face way more discrimination #DanielleSmithMustGo #DanielleSmithDarkAge #DanielleSmithIsARascist #danielleSmith #abpoli #AbLeg
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Just another day in #Iran: Regime operators disguised in civilian clothes, harass and kick woman for not covering her hair…she fights back:
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These debates have a nice ring to them! "Open Marriages & Roughriders Fans" with , Charlie Demers, Myles Morrison, and premieres today on CBC Radio One at 11:30am!
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This was my favourite debate to date! Make sure you tune in tomorrow!
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On tomorrow's new episode, Charlie Demers and @Kathleen_McGee debate open marriages and whether monogamy means monotony!
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👀 Gen Z gets lamer and lamer every day 😂👍🏼
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Gen-Zers say they feel attacked whenever they see a 'passive aggressive' thumbs-up emoji
+ A 24-year-old on Reddit summed up the Gen-Z argument, saying it is best 'never used in any situation' as it is 'hurtful'
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Well wearing white after labour day IS a bold choice so I get it.
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If you don’t get this joke we can never be friends.
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I’m fine if you’re pro life, but you better pony up that dough to help raise all these children that you’re forcing women to have.
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I sleep with one eye open
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Ok kids can come on flights but they have to stay in a carrier under the seat in front of you.
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My best friend last night:
“I had no idea Jeffrery Dahmer was gay till I saw that show”
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I want an airline that doesn’t allow kids but will allow dogs to sit in the seat next to you.
I know I’m not alone.
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Ahahahahahaahah the new Premier of Alberta has already blocked me and I didn’t say anything. Now I will call her a giant baby and an embarrassment to women in leadership roles. I can’t wait to vote her out.
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And people are more worried about Brittney Spears posting a few nudes. Yeesh America yeesh.
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Kanye's gotta be the first man in history to announce his bid for presidency and then publicly threaten Jewish people within 24 hours
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