Catherine A. Morris

@Katerhiner

Custodian of the English language.

Austin, TX
Joined September 2009

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  1. Mar 14

    Oh yay, my wall clock is finally correct after four months of being an hour fast. But now the clock in my car is going to be behind for the next eight months.

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  2. Mar 13

    Just once I would like to come across a brand newborn baby deer, just so I can stay far away and leave it the f alone so its mother can return to it at dusk and find it safe and alive right where she left it. It’s baby deer season y’all

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  3. Feb 2

    Not a single word about Covid or vaccine rollout. We lead the country in new cases. This is the great state of Texas, folks. Fuck you

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  4. Jan 10

    it is insanity that Trump encouraged a coup attempt on Wednesday and he’s still president four days later

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  5. Jan 10

    Good afternoon America, retweet if you think Ted Cruz is a traitor.

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  6. Jan 6

    We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us. We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.

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  7. Jan 6

    ., deactivate Trump's Twitter account now please.

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  8. Jan 6

    You must stop giving Trump a voice NOW! You will have blood on your hands if you keep lending him your platform. Please support this call. This needs to stop!

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  9. 31 Dec 2020

    I’ll never understand people still saying “but they had a pre-existing condition...” What’s the end of that sentence? “...so their death doesn’t matter”? “...so no need to be sad”? “...so no need to take this virus seriously”? Any of those is despicably heartless & ridiculous.

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  10. Georgia, thank you. Together, we have changed the course of our state for the better. But our work is not done. Join me in supporting and so we can keep up the fight and win the U.S. Senate➡️

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  11. 3 Nov 2020

    Our sisterhood is resilient.

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  12. 3 Nov 2020
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  13. 2 Nov 2020

    On election eve, on the tonight, I tried to summarize the awfulness, and low points, of Trump's four years in office in just... TWO MINUTES flat. 120 seconds exactly. (I had to speak very fast.) Start the clock:

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  14. 2 Nov 2020

    So, now I ask y’all: What would you do in this situation and how would you want to make it right? Or is the joke just on me for eating nasty food? 🤷‍♀️ 5/5

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  15. 2 Nov 2020

    and spoke with a nice woman who took down the deets of my story and also offered to refund my $5. Mmmkay. Except here it is, evening, no one has contacted me with anything further, or even refunded my $5...! 4/

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  16. 2 Nov 2020

    “We just got fresh new buns!” Then she suggested maybe the bun was just a funny color but not moldy. When I offered to FaceTime her to show her the damn thing, she finally relented and offered to refund my $5. How nice! 🙄🖕 Next I called the corporate office... 3/

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  17. 2 Nov 2020

    So first I called the Whataburger where I got it (the one on Slaughter & Brodie) and told them they needed to check their buns so other customers didn’t receive the same nasty surprise. Wanda the manager assured me it was impossible I had gotten a moldy one cuz, wait for it 2/

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  18. 2 Nov 2020

    What do you do when you realize halfway in that your chicken sandwich bun is basically made out of mold? 🤔🤮 Already called the local branch AND corporate... 1/

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  19. 6 Oct 2020

    If you're still social distancing, washing your hands, limiting contact with people, and wearing a mask, please retweet this tweet. I just want others to know it's not overreacting, it's caring about your health and protecting others.

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  20. 22 Jun 2020

    This Maryland-based rodeo team is one of the first all Black women teams on the circuit today. Learn more about their unique story inside. 🤩

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