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@Kateness8

Here for the jokes • PG Dirty • If you can be anything, be kind • Christian AF • Gimme all the Reese’s

In the Tacoma Aroma
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2015.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    6. sij

    [eating dinner] them: I don’t like radicchio me: he was pretty good in karate kid though

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    The only King this Queen needs is a bed.

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    prije 15 sati

    Cop: So let me get this straight...there she was just a walkin’ down the street singin’ ‘Do wah diddy, diddy dum diddy do?’ Me: Yeah. C: And so you stabbed her? M: Yeah. C: Good on ya! There’s entirely too much of that shit.

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    25. sij

    “You complete me” -cliché -so 90s -you’re not half a person “Give me your heart” -romantic -or threatening -look at that knife -you’re an organ donor now

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    4. velj

    People think that the re-animated corpse in Frankenstein was the monster but the REAL monster was the person who made wearing socks with sandals a popular trend.

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  6. 4. velj

    Perks of me being your girlfriend: -you get all my pickles -pictures of dogs -end of list

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  7. 4. velj

    when No Scrubs comes on, you stop and sing the chorus. It’s like a rule

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    4. velj

    Ok. Just a quick thought: give Deadpool the slot of making Stan Lee cameos in Marvel movies.

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    Hello. Because I don’t understand caucuses, here’s each candidate as a Survivor contestant. First, Donald Trump as Jeff Varner: entertaining enough 14 years ago but resurfaced, said terrible things, should probably chill out on Twitter.

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    3. velj

    Let me keep sleeping when you go go.

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  11. 3. velj

    *Santa’s reindeer, stuck in a snow storm for days* Donner, eyeing Blitzen: I’m getting kinda hungry, you guys

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    3. velj

    Sometimes when one door closes, God changes the locks, throws all your hopes and dreams out the window and sets them on fire.

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    3. velj

    Ok, , chill the hell out

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  14. 3. velj

    I want dinner and kisses. Let’s make shit happen

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  15. 3. velj

    Thanks for the inspiration

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  16. 3. velj

    I want to go viral on twitter I don’t want to go viral on tinder

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  17. 3. velj

    Having pets means at some point you will pull a very long hair out of your nose

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  18. 3. velj

    Reasons I should be sleeping: -sleep is good -gotta be up early -I’m tired Reasons I’m not sleeping: -can’t stop -won’t stop -thinking

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    3. velj

    I am a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Dingo Looking for a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Baby

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    11. srp 2019.

    N E V E R G O N N A G I V E Y O U U P N E V E R G O N N A L E T Y O U D O W N

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    2. velj

    him: so what’s your love language me: [chomping eucalyptus] koala-ty time

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