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I can already tell that Cody is turning into husband material because he told me his suit wasn’t in the place I saw it in 10 minutes ago
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Add to the list of silly things Cody has said: he called my coffee cup a thermostat
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Man, lots of kids are starting 2019 off right. I’ve gotten prank called twice in two hours so far...


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Or you can marry a GM of a Chipotle store and have him deliver it to you
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To be played during the cake cutting: Pour some some sugar on me by Def Leopard
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To be played acoustically during dinner: Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks
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Mother/Son dance: I can see clearly now by Johnny Nash
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A thread of songs Cody picked out for the wedding that he thought would be hilarious:
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Welcome to Bangor Starbucks! Here’s a list of things that customers have called the store requesting of me today: direct traffic in the parking lot and dig through the BATHROOM trash to find something they “accidentally” threw away 2 hours ago...
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I was talking to Cody about how I want a big tub some day and he said, “I don’t like crawfoot tubs.”
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Starting to realize life is long. Like super long.
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I gave Jeffie a treat tonight, and he got so excited and sat we such momentum that he almost fell over backwards
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I asked Cody to bring me chocolate, so he unwrapped it then held it up and said "Speak!" like we command Jeffie to do
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My emotional state today is best described as: Troy Bolton having to choose between theater and basketball.pic.twitter.com/rqrB7fchfO
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Unpopular opinion: Kanye’s music isn’t good enough for him to be this annoying
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I smell sugar cookies and binge-watching
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stop using anti-Scranton language ASAP as possiblepic.twitter.com/zMKeSwKAAH
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I’m doing homework on the couch and Jeffie is beside me humping a blanket and farting at the same time. Dogs are weird
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