*Turns to camera* Ted thought playing "Devil's Advocate" was a fun game...until he ADVOCATED FOR THE DEVIL. Talk to your kids about the dangers of contrarianism and masculinity on the internet.
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I’d like to replace those objects and submit that they bang their shin and ankles against this for eternity...pic.twitter.com/ewrV0wb1Cu
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Ooh let's go with the power of "and" here.
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You are being far too nice Also give them very long spoons to eat their gruel In a prison cell full of buzzing wasps and flies and leaking pee buckets with the heating permanently set at 40 celsius
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Based on my floor I have apparently made this deal. Was my deal something about two kids? I’m not sure I negotiated well.
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Utterly exhausted by these people. “Who could have known??”


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And old metal hot tracks cars.
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I watched WW 1984 yesterday and I couldn't agree more...
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Legos? That's cruel hard. *evil grin*
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