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@KarlreMarks

Architect, satirist, and extremely bad cartoonist. Director of the Institute of Internet Diagrams. Mostly Middle East stuff. 🇱🇧🇮🇶🇬🇧

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Joined March 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 Jul 2013

    And then God created the Middle East and said 'let there be breaking news and analysis'.

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  2. The stages of a meme development on this medium are: light humour, social commentary, political messaging, self-referential Po-Mo meme within a meme. The whole process takes about 3 hours.

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  3. So is not going to say anything about the loss of the stream in the second half last night?

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  4. 'Siri, what does the collapse of the US-led regional order look like?'

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  6. A pundit is someone who can tell you the right thing to do but after the fact.

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  7. One of the delightful things that happen on Twitter is when two people start arguing ferociously in your mentions and somehow they're both completely wrong.

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  8. Trump is moving troops from Syria to the US-Mexico border basically.

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  10. 'Don't bring religion into sports', they said. 'You're about two thousands years too late', I replied.

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  11. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Slowest. Missile. Ever.

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  12. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Football is too scientific, too professional, too meticulously planned out for atmosphere to mean anything, or to make a difference. Grow up, everyone. It’s a myth. Until it isn’t, and it’s there.

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  13. I mean literally everyone who's been telling us for years the US didn't intervene in Syria is now upset that that intervention, which didn't happen, is now coming to an end.

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  14. Trump is ending the US intervention which didn't happen in Syria.

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  15. Great win, but let's not draw any theological conclusions from it ;-)

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  16. Should have been 5-0 if Salah didn't limp off but good effort for this average team Man City

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  17. Apr 4

    Laporte is la porte ouverte tonight

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  18. Retweeted
    Apr 4
    Replying to

    Loading... "Bobbyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

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  19. Apr 4

    Maneeeeeeeeeee

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  20. Apr 4

    Oxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  21. Apr 4

    Moooooooooooooo

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