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@KarlreMarks

Architect, satirist, and extremely bad cartoonist. Director of the Institute of Internet Diagrams. Warning: may contain dad jokes.

London
Joined March 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Jul 2017

    As a Middle Eastern person when I go to a European museum I feel like when your visit friends and see the book that you lent them years ago.

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  2. The vaccination takes about 10 minutes. A minute for the jab and 9 minutes for the TV crews and photographers to film it

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  3. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Emmanuel Macron testé positif au covid19 : le ministère de l'intérieur accuse l'ultra-gauche.

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  4. Dec 16
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  5. Dec 16

    76% possession. 76.

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  6. Dec 16

    Yes, yes, yes! Go park your bus somewhere else Mourinho.

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  7. Dec 16
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  8. Dec 16

    Today is the anniversary of Otto Korrekt, the German scientist who invented digital spell checking

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  9. Dec 16

    I'm predicting that the 2021 surprise is a lengthy global internet outage

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  10. Dec 15

    It's been a very long year and yet I've done nothing

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  11. Dec 15

    We should have a new rule: it shouldn't take longer to negotiate a trade deal than it takes to develop a vaccine.

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  12. Dec 15

    Twitter is fake righteousness. WhatsApp is the messy truth.

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  13. Dec 14

    Breaking: someone on Twitter is offended

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  14. Dec 14

    John le Carré broke Google

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  15. Dec 14
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  16. Dec 14

    At its heart, the relationship between the West and the Middle East is defined by disagreements around religion, culture, geopolitics and hummus.

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  17. Dec 13
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  18. Dec 13

    The good news is IKEA now has a robot that assembles the furniture for you. The bad news is you have to assemble the robot.

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  19. Dec 13
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  20. Dec 13

    I'm starting to worry that because they can't postpone further than the end of 2020, they will extend the year.

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  21. Dec 13

    The UK side declares this a victory, as they're going an extra mile not an extra kilometer

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