1 in 40 men cross-dress. We’ve had over 40 presidents. So chances are, I won’t be the first presidential skirt.
Kanye's Skirt
@KanyesSkirt
Awkward wardrobe since 12/12/12
Kanye's general lower areaJoined December 2012
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I'm doing just fine, in case anyone was wondering. Finally the house to myself.
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Finally recovered after a near brush with death at the hands of bad Beverly Hills dry cleaning.
The Hobbit was incredible. Im not saying Kanye banged Snooki, just to clarify.
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Im a good product of fashion in the same way is deserving of celebrity. Which is to say, we're not.
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Day 5: with the crabs defeated the briefs and i are searching for food. We found some old cheese, but doubtful briefs will survive the night
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Cant believe SNL didnt have me come in person. Having a word with my agent
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Sample tracks off my solo album: "(How Could You Be So) Pantless", "Skirt Lockdown", "My Dark Twisted Wedgie", and "Flashing Tights"
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I hope has a sense of humor or i might get returned to the store. I hear Sean Connery likes kilts, maybe theres hope for me.
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Silent for the rest of the day out of respect for the tragedy in CT. Hilarity shall ensue tomorrow.
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Day 3 in the nethers: the briefs and i have encountered hostile crabs and are attempting to subdue them.
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Thinking of getting therapy to deal with the trauma of last night. Even Mick Jagger told me I was too much.
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The paternity test is in. Apparently i'm a Givenchy. But i dont speak french. My bet's on Old Navy.
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Anybody know what gets bodily fluids off leather the best? I'm asking for a friend.
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Glad Kanye didnt cover Get Low last night. Ball sweat and skeeting wouldnt be good for my complexion.
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Writing a new rider for my public appearances. Item 1: pine tree air freshener in morning fresh scent. Item 2: case of activia yogurt.
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Day 2 in Kanye's nether regions. The boxer briefs and i have formed an alliance to attempt escape.
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The view down here. Scary as shit.
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It seems I'm more popular than 's actual performance. Maybe i should think of going solo.
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Currently in negotiations for my own E! True Hollywood Story.
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Alright, goin in the suitcase for the night. is taking me shopping for matching hooker boots tomorrow.
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Hope everyone donated to the Robin Hood fund tonight. At least $50 is going towards replacing me with pants. Or jeggings at least.
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If i see another guy try and sneak up here, ill be sure to let everyone know. So far, ive only been felt up by a groupie and Michael Stipe.
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congratulations on breaking 1,000. Further catapulting yourself farther than any piece of fabric has gone before
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Calm yourself . I never saw your joke or even heard of you. Dont be upset a skirt has more followers than you, brocomotive.
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If Sir Paul borrowed me, would i be a royal skirt? Or is it just shitty taste no matter what?
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Tarantino's Wu Tang hoodie. Now that's legit. Thats right the white boy in the Wu Tang hoodie dresses better.
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Id rather deal with Gyllenhaals beard than Kims bush.
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You would not believe the chafing going on in here right now.
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Ok I admit it. I let kanye borrow my skirt.
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Thankfully Blake Lively's skirt was shorter than Kanye's. #121212Concert
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Wow over 800 followers already? I'm almost as viral as Kim's chlamydia.
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Im thinking of doing a duet with Roger Daltrey's pecs.
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For those of you wishing to purchase a similar garment, go to your local Scottish S&M outlet.
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