Sometimes, God sends signs that are just way too obvious to ignore
"Batman Can't Cooch Smooch" was not the topic I imagined breaking my shitposting dryspell, but it's perfect nonetheless.
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I'm sorry what
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Batman isn't allowed to tongue punch Catwoman
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If Batman doesn't eat out then why doesn't his cowl cover his mouth and why is his girlfriend a dominatrix named Catwoman?
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Drat! The Bat can't eat the Cat's cat? What's up with that?
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Biggest boner of all boners, not even The Joker can top this boner!
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It is not what I expected to wake up to this morning but here we are. It has brought me endless joy.
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The only thing that can stop this story is an even juicier story... And please put the guns down, Close that door that can space me. I am not making puns. This Tiger has been given to much power... I await what you can do with this chaos nugget.
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But can Joker get some laugh?
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Only from Terry McGinnis.
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