kilgore trout, death to putiner

at minute 141 of this trail cam video the footage goes black for 72 seconds, here’s why we know that’s a bigfoot

as I’ve been saying for years there’s a bigfoot in these woods and now that we have these 72 seconds of blank footage my expertise has been confirmed

did you hear that branch snap? well friend it may sound like an ordinary branch snap to you but I’m a branch-snapping expert and that was no natural branch snap, that’s where the bigfoot is crafting himself a spear to hunt the chupacabra

ah now you may say what chupacabra but a trained professional will notice that the area was completely devoid of all wildlife prior to minute 141 which is a classic sign chupacabra is lurking in the area

now, the very biased so called scientists will tell you this was just an ordinary night in the woods that proves nothing except that I’ve been huffing pvc cement again but if this wasn’t a bigfoot then that footage would’ve gone black in a extremely differently

you probably thought, like the amateur dipshit you are, that bigfoot would just walk out in front of the camera and let you see him, totally ignoring how crafty the bigfoot is and his ability to hear the ultrasonic camera emissions, I’m afraid there’s no helping you