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Sep 25, 2010

Life is a fucking waste of time, time is a fucking waste of life, so get wasted all of the time & have the time of your life.

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You're Poor

@YourePoor

Mar 2, 2021

If you reply to every tweet with your advice on “#crypto,” I’m sorry you have to find out this way but…you’re poor.

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@ContentForAll

Mickey isn't actually moving.😵‍💫

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Party ‘n Bullshit

@PartyNBullshit

Disgraceful to pair this brilliant filmmaker up with this amateur one, tbh...

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Variety

@Variety

Martin McDonagh on the donkey in “The Banshees of Inisherin”: “A beautiful donkey, Jenny. She was a little diva actually.” Taylor Swift: Yeah, I’ve heard that about asses. #DirectorsOnDirectors wp.me/pc8uak-1lBQzT

I'M EXCITED

@imexcitedagency

You: Still using #AI to make celebs look like cartoon characters. Us: Diffusing nine 10-second .wavs of random #DUALIPA vocals over BillieJean.mp3 to showcase the future of #ArtificialIntelligence in entertainment.

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I'm too high for this.

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@ContentForAll

Almost gave us a heart attack!

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Tad’s Steakhouse, motherfuckers!!

Dec 9

Please tag one ENEMY of yours below. I will follow them and I will make them pay for what they did to you.

Dec 9

My god, y'all still talking about fucking soccer??

Rosé and Calamari

@RoseAndCalamari

Dec 8

Everyone’s talking about ChatGPT but I’m still rocking with the OG, SmarterChild.

Have you heard of this game called "JK ROWLING"?! It's where you say something totally crazy to someone, like "I just saw a UFO!" & then you say "JK!" & they think you're joking, but then after a dramatic pause you say "ROWLING" & they realize you were serious the whole time!

I ain't never seen someone as useless as Stevie. He's like a box of crayons without a single sharp one. SMH.

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FUCK SPIRIT GUM!

Dec 5

FUCK THE DOW!

Dec 5

FUCK IT, ORDERED BOTH!

Dec 5

Chinese or Mexican? I’m tryin’ to get high and eat too much of either.

Yo, I'm sick of these hoes tryna tell me what to do when I'm grown. Like, who do they think they are?

debauchery, we ended up at a seedy motel with a bunch of fucking questionable characters. Who knows what the fuck happened next... #KennyFuckingPowers #TampaNightlife #Valtrex

At one point, I ended up in a back alley with a stripper on each arm. My teammates were jealous and shocked, but I was in my fucking element.

I’m remembering some glory days back in Tampa. One night, I had a wild night out with the boys. We hit up every bar in Ybor City and things got real fucking dirty.

Dec 3

I turned

@MasterClass

down, sorry.

Dec 2

Yeah, babe, they're called serial killers.

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Kheumani

@Kheumani

Dec 2

Men who track ur periods are literally a different breed.

Dec 2

Damn, Hitler hasn't made this many headlines since 1939!!!

Nov 30

Riding the waves, Fucking on jet skis, A wild summer night. – A haiku by Kenny Powers

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Nov 28

@ ME NEXT TIME, BRON BRON!!! I AM NOT DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN!!

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New York Post

@nypost

Nov 28

LeBron James denounces 'corny' clout-chasers in deleted tweet trib.al/SiJqiEl

Nov 25

Worst Fucking Thanksgiving!!

Nov 21

"It's not about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving." – Kenny Fucking Powers

Nov 18

There’s a new version of this Tweet – AND IT SUCKS DICK.

Nov 18

I can’t believe aluminum foil doesn’t get hot!!!!

Nov 10

Who’s ever done a “number 2” without doing a “number 1?” It should really be called a “number 3” because “1+2=3.”

@elonmusk

Nov 9

Yeah, my ass VOTED.

Nov 9

I'm not saying that big breasts = happiness, but I am saying that happiness = big breasts.

Nov 7

What the fuck is this?

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Nov 6

𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙚'𝙨 𝙉𝙤𝙣-𝘿𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙜

Ingredients: Old Bread Crumbs Chili Shredded cheddar cheese Sweet white or red onions, diced small Cranberries Sweet Tea

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Nov 4

KYRIE, YOU’RE FUCKING OUT!

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Nov 3

People that take pictures of THEMSELVES are NOT MODELS.