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@JustinCaffier

Pseudo-creative writing for until they figure out I’m bad at the job. DM with news tips, travel story suggestions, or to call me a cuck. Hirable.

Los Angeles, CA
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Geregistreerd in maart 2009
Geboren op 14 januari
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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet
    25 jun.

    There’s a new security-guarded mural in LA that only allows influencers and verifieds to take pics in front of it.

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  2. 6 uur geleden

    Last call: Looking for more stories of that illuminating moment when it finally dawned upon you that you had a shitty friend.

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  3. 7 uur geleden

    I’m reading Geoffrey Giraffe’s Hunter S. Thompson fit as a grim hint about his retirement plans.

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  4. 8 uur geleden

    Hold up. You can swear in tweets?

    Sign of our times... the F word is now routinely used in news stories, tweets etc It’s not even F*** anymore. Who made that decision???
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    24 uur geleden

    Raise your hand if you know (or are) a journalist who has received a death threat in the last year.

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  6. heeft geretweet
    28 jun.

    speculating about the motivations of a high-profile mass shooting before information is irresponsible and reprehensible. Any public figure engaging in that type of speculation is abusing the platform they have

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  7. 28 jun.

    I’m ready to start wearing mom hats, whatever those might be.

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  8. 28 jun.

    I also have BDE: Big Depression (lack of) Energy

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  9. 28 jun.

    UPDATE: The people have spoken and Like & Subscribe has decided to usher in a new era of clout socialism by opening the now sans-checkmark mural to the public.

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  10. 28 jun.

    Activism works

    Due to intense public pressure, the mural is now open to the public with the verified check removed.
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    27 jun.

    America to Justice Ginsburg: Just. Keep. Planking.

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  12. 28 jun.

    The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

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    27 jun.
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    wow the guy actually exists in one single post on the internet other than this

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  14. 27 jun.

    Probably an empty threat but someone at night wanna get to the influencer mural to make sure there isn’t a guy shooting people over satire.

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    27 jun.

    I Guy Fieri’d very hard on this podcast and got donkey sauce all over the place. Listen if you dare!

    Btw I also have a podcast and we just had the hilarious ⁦⁩ (⁩) on to talk about Guy Fieri and why he’s such a sauce-drenched icon.
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  16. 27 jun.

    Fourth of July is cancelled until America deserves it again.

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  17. 27 jun.

    When you dip from the party and leave your passed out homegirl in a room full of Brock Turners.

    BREAKING: Supreme Court Associate Justice Anthony Kennedy to retire.
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    27 jun.

    There’s a new security-guarded mural in LA that only allows influencers and verifieds to take pics in front of it.

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    26 jun.

    There’s a new security-guarded mural in LA that only allows influencers and verifieds to take pics in front of it.

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    26 jun.

    I interviewed Weird Al!

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  21. 26 jun.

    No, I don’t know who the nascar guy on my shirt is. I was thrifting and it looked bad so I just crossed my fingers that he wasn’t a grand wizard or something and got it.

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