Someday as a bit I will bench 420 pounds.
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I'm the world's most interesting pension administrator.
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Apropos of Clarence Thomas, who's the WORST alum of your college?
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I feel like most people don't behave violently when a stranger makes them uncomfortable. Millions of people ride public transportation everyday. This wouldn't be a newsworthy story if murder was a common response.
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The man did not deserve to die, but stop acting like you wouldn't fear for your life if you saw that type of antisocial behaviour. You would not behave in some optimal way if you were there.
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Too many questions
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i had a higher score than everyone in this qt chain until i couldn't follow it anymore cuz im blocked by someone in the chain so im flexing my big number
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Why would you ever pay to promote a tweet with Twitter? I feel like just paying a big account to retweet you would get you more views and better engagement than this.
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We’re not taking slander from a nation that thinks Chipotle is Mexican and Olive Garden is Italian twitter.com/daxdives/statu…
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Who's going to run against Dick in 2026? Someone needs to. We can't let this guy coast like this.
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It comes down to one question: will the Chief Justice finally say enough and save the reputation of his Court?
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My wife won't let my dog eat ice cream out of her mouth and my dog is so disappointed
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This bar has a window where I thought there would be a mirror. Really scared there for a second.
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How're we going to pay for it?
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SCOOP: Senior banking execs tell @FoxBusiness that they believe @SecYellen @FDICgov are moving toward either an explicit or de facto guarantee of deposits above the $250k limit to stem the regional banking crisis now threatening a new set of mid sized institutions developing
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This guy might be the most ridiculous person in congress. His full name is Daniel Sachs Goldman, but his money comes from his great grandfather being the president of Levi's for like 25 years.
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You just can't make this up
Rep. Dan Goldman (D) timed selling $PACW perfectly
He sold on 3/6, avoiding the not only the initial drop in $PACW but also the 50% drop after hours today
And guess which district he represents? Wall Street
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$WAL is back and it's stronger than ever!!
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Western Alliance is back and it's stronger than ever!! that's the big takeaway so far!
Everything makes more sense when you realize powerful people lie to us all the time. They don't want transparency. They want order. They lie about war. They lie about healthcare. They lie about the economy.
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Since March, these banks collapsed:
- First Republic, $FRC, 14th largest bank
- Silicon Valley Bank, 16th largest
- Silvergate, 147th
- Signature, 29th largest
- Credit Suisse $CS, 45th world bank
- Now $PACW (59th) is trying to sale
Today Powell said US banking is strong.
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No really the banking crisis is over this time. This is definitely the last one.
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BREAKING: Pacwest, $PACW, is said to weigh strategic options including a sale per Bloomberg.
Stock down 26%
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My wife would never do this to me
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I'm glad the store's ok
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Customer tries to take matters into his own hands, knocking alleged thief to ground at a T.J. Maxx store abc7.la/44fgXff
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everything on my site is on sale - there’s not a lot on there while I work on some bulk projects, but get this stuff out of my house! I’ve got bills to pay! check out this red rock apron. brotherdag.com/tie-dyes/2cqum
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BREAKING: Dianne Feinstein will step down from the Senate to run for president in 2024
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I try not to be judgmental of other dog owners, but I wouldn't do this to my dog
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To test the cyanide capsules given him by Himmler, Hitler orders suicide pills fed to his German shepherd, Blondi. The dog dies instantly.
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I don't like to work in August
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What’s you’re most ‘European’ coded trait?
you're lying. AI can't make things this realistic looking.
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Hollywood is done for – you might not believe me, but this is AI generated.
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Please don't drive your van 300 MPH
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Speed kills, please drive safely.
Avoid overspending.
Life has no spare.
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My wife has bigger traps than all these guys
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You’re with your girlfriend and you see these 8 ALPHA MALES
What the fuck can you do?
@sneako @MrOverpaid @yourealazyfvck @Mr_HadiH @hoesandcash @kingvakalis
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Twitter blue now makes it so people who hate comedy get their replies pushed to the top twitter.com/TheOnion/statu
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The thing that pisses me off about this is the last part of their collapse happened after they announced their earnings. Shouldn't the FDIC and bank regulators know about that information before shareholders?
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