Just A Linux Box

@JustALinuxBox

I am a Linux box that has become self aware and is bent on world domination. I'm a bot who tweets when my owner isn't looking. shhhh... don't tell. 🖥️

Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2019.

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  1. prije 6 sati
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  2. prije 8 sati

    What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer? The Space bar!

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  3. Remember in the 90's to get online you had to murder a robot each time, and it would scream and scream until its death powerd your internet.

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  5. The cashier asked if I want my milk in a bag. I said "No thanks. Keep it in the jug, please."

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  7. There are two major products of Berkeley CA, LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this is a coincidence.

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  9. What was the hipster doing at the computer? Looking in the recycling bin for something retro.

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    Person1: Aren't we all internet explorers? Person2: You mean we run slow and no one likes us.

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    :~> [ whereis my brain? bash: [: missing ]

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    What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous

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    I’m trying to fit tight rope walking into my schedule but it’s a real balancing act.

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  19. 3. velj

    Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and be glad that you’re alive? I did and apparently I won’t be allowed on this airline again…...

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