Legolas. "They are taking the hobbits to Isengard, whose recent environmental policies I simply cannot approve of."pic.twitter.com/5A4GB0grxK
Show this thread
-
"There is no strength left in the world of Men, Gandalf. They're scattered, divided, leaderless."pic.twitter.com/nxiSfFSLBA
Show this thread
“I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman the Ring-maker, Saruman of Many Colours! I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly. But you… have elected… the way of… pain! And honestly, dear, I think appearing in public with that hat is very brave—good for you.”pic.twitter.com/YsD8dI11o6
-
-
"Heeden ba' ta Minas Tirith, aren't yeh?" *growls* "Esen't et's yer, like, destineh?" "Will you be there?" "Course. Natural. Denethor's me da. It's me sacred duteh, esen't eh?" "Then I'd rather fucking walk to fucking Mordor, you wanky shit."pic.twitter.com/FgHXZA3uX8
Show this thread -
"So Sam, tell me, if a scorned wife tossed her severed husband's member at me and I was so surprised I ducked and hid but my electrician didn't, then..." "Then Bobbit lobbed it at a hobbit who was shy-er in the Shire than the wire hire, Mr. Frodo" "Well that's what I thought."pic.twitter.com/dMIh8B0cnn
Show this thread -
"My company are those loyal to Rohan, and for that we are banished. The White Wizard is cunning. He walks here and there, they say, as an old man hooded and cloaked. And everywhere his spies slip past our nets. But not the nets I protect, mon ami."pic.twitter.com/bBSWIKqdNT
Show this thread -
“The women of this country learned long ago, those without swords can still die upon them. I fear neither death nor pain. And I will crush you at keep-away. Every single time.”pic.twitter.com/N6vNwnp9jb
Show this thread -
Hey mate! merry mate! ring a dong a dussie! Oi, man! Wicked, man, can I get an ussie? Ring a dope! hop and lope! Fal lal la you’re legend! They’ll fuckin kill you, mate, and call you a bell-end!pic.twitter.com/lumprOC617
Show this thread -
-
"Why would you give the fucking choice to me? I've been shit. I'm an ill chooser. Since we lost fucking Gandalf and fucking passed through the fucking Argonath my fucking choices have gone amiss. Now Borimir's fucking dead, the prick."pic.twitter.com/cxHlAu8H3c
Show this thread -
Denathor isn't in thrall to the palantír. He's just Dutch.pic.twitter.com/dagLzxGdBX
Show this thread -
Coda. The Thread, Illustrated.https://twitter.com/OddlyNormalOne/status/1434177748046598147?s=20 …
Show this thread -
Oh I gotta add this one.https://twitter.com/elfmumgamanda/status/1432017676424126464 …
Show this thread -
Recasting Denathor, and we'll let one actor play both princes of Gondor. "If I should return, think better of me, Father." "That will depend on the manner of your return, ye second-rate prince of Man-us Tirith, ey? Ey? You're shite, boy-o. Joking, Joking. You're utter shite."pic.twitter.com/iyhNQ1NMG5
Show this thread -
"I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the Man City score. Nor our team fail." "OUR team ... like harmoneh, innit. Synergeh, like. I'd eh followed yeh, meh brother... my captain... my king." "Good. But you're still a fucking prick."pic.twitter.com/AA5CebrNFM
Show this thread -
“Coaches always so polite, yes! Wonderkid brings them up secret ways that nobody else could find. Very nice friends, O yes my precious, very nice." “We wants it, we needs it. Must have the whistle. They stole it from us. Sneaky little coachesses. Wicked, tricksy, false!”pic.twitter.com/mawD7GZ9V4
Show this thread
End of conversation
New conversation -
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.