There wasn't enough dead hooker-skin to complete the suit
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Tell me there’s no spray-on pubes

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You've heard of smoke rings? And vape rings? Well…
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We can hardly blame him for that. They don’t make pants to fit his number of tentacles.
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I just replied virtually the same thing, then deleted it when I saw this. It must be true.
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I don't know...with the level of vanity going on in this administration...getting caught in a bald-covering spray could spell the end!
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No better way to show off your limited-edition Himmler underoos.
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And if you can’t see his hands...ew.
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Also, his head is huge. He is the Kizmo to trumps Fred Flintstone.
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