It would be even more useful if you nailed the door shut from the inside and left your phone outside.
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But then how would I be able to read your scintillating tweets?
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You wouldn’t. Nor I yours. Win win.
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I know this is going to blow your mind but have you considered unfollowing me? It might make it easy not to see my tweets. Indeed, you could even mute or block me so I never appear in your timeline. Just a thought...
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I’m an optimist. I keep you around in the hope you’ll stop talking bollocks.
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OMG another offended they should stack them up like driftwood then they would be able to get to the top of the ivory tower they crave to reach silly billies
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You going to fit a Stannah Stair Lift so the fatties can visit?
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Aren’t Ivory towers on a banned list
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