my dress split by my boobs and we got drunk !! Great day
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My mother did not approve of my choice of bride, and told me that she would not come to the wedding. I told her that the wedding will still go ahead. My mother had a change of heart and did attend the wedding.
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Several years later, (not long before her passing) my mother told me that I had made the right choice, all those years ago.

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Daughter got married, had a great day. Fuck anyone else. Pretty simple really.
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My wife to be turned up with chicken pox!
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My ex-husbands Uncle turned up in a Highland suit (when all other ushers were in morning dress )

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Wish I had time! Where do I start with my Xmas wedding? Mum and sister broke down on motorway ( in the days before mobile phones! ) all because they put pork pies in glove compartment of car which got caught up with wiring inside. Nightmare!!
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Unlike you I was always an arch Monarchist - but this is an absolute farce. If the Royal's aren't going to be "Royal" then even I have stopped being able to see the point in them other than to prevent the likes of
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My mother didn’t attend as she was living abroad and we weren’t talking because of a fall out years previous and my father left as soon as the ceremony was over at the registry office because his wife was feeling ill. But had a great day anyway
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I married my husband when he was 72 and childless , none of his nephews now speak to him , I can see a theme here can you ??


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If they had invited him here to stay with his daughter albeit in their cubby hole down in the servants quarter, instead of meeting him at the church. In other words treat him as the father of the bride
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The night before her wedding, my mum cut all the buttons off her relatives’ morning suits because my dad’s family were wearing lounge suits.
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Would have thought if he was attending he’d have had a suit made over here and be here already, rehearsals etc. Maybe it’s all too much for him.
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Who cares


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I don't blame her dad, why couldn't she get married near to him without all the palava
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Isn't this farce finished yet ffsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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It’s impossible to compare a royal wedding with everybody else’s wedding. They are supposed to be ‘special’ and ‘above’ everybody else. If they are just like us then what’s the point of the Royal family? We are supposed to feel sympathy for them? Really?
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My big brother turned up without his wife and daughters as they were "ill", hung around long enough for the photos, then disappeared before the meal itself. Totally ruined my day.
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