I thought Purgatory was the 50 mph speed limit at J2 of the M3. I was wrong… It's the pavement outside the Lindo Wing at St. Mary's Hospital. Please spare a thought for all those condemned to stand on it and fill time.
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Let me put my “gives a toss” face on.
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They did, in unison.
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Dont worry all BBC Reporters wear Pampers by order of the Director General
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Must be very hard for them to keep spouting this dribble all day without going mad.
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Then why are you constantly tweeting about it?
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Julia, you too, they are Royalty Correspondents not Royal Correspondents apart from
@bbcnickrobinson who can do no wrong & is Royal.@Matthew_Wright@5WrightStuffpic.twitter.com/gl5CCckXgF
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More royal correspondents on TV than football pundits.
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Yeah both as utterly useless.
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Isn't it about time they televised the birth
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Makes one long for them to get back to covering Brexit, Trump & Putin

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I prefer the wetting themselves option
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99% of the population don’t give a monkeys about another person for us to worship
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The royal reporter's waters have burst
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