I’m going to not run, not watch it and drink plenty of beer instead.
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Loving your work
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Thank you, dear lady.
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@MayorofLondon@LondonMarathon bet they never thought of drinking water until Sadiq@SadiqKhan mentioned itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hahaha, also, best to wear trainers rather than flip-flops.
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...remember to drink plenty of water and wear a stab vest.
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Surprised he hasn't offered any advice on avoiding knives, seems to be more deadly than a lack of water.
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And if anything bad happens (heaven forbid), "it's all part and parcel of living in a major city"!
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Sad Dick teaching marathon runners to suck eggs
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Also please wear clothes that will damper any Acid attack and don’t forget to please pick up you stab vests at start line Apart from that STAY SAFE.
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Congratulations! You have discovered the true identify of Captain Obvious.
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@MayorofLondon@SadiqKhan More like Oblivious!!
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Light years behind everyone else as usual....Bet his PR team had been up all night and had scoured London for a 24 Hour Tesco that sells crayons so they could compose that tweet.
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He’s probably thinking of putting a congestion charge on it and selling his water.
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He missed out the bit about having a nice bacon roll and a cuppa.
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Helpful tweet from you too Julia absolutely pointless
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You don't live in London, therefore you have no clue how despised Khan is. But then when you're a labour supporter you'll stand for any old shower of shite.
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Ok take your word for it it was another of Julia's negative tweets I was responding to. I suppose with the mainstream media manipulation anyone can be despised.
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Pathetic . Modern western society is buggered if some Pratt whos city is imploding is telling people to drink water .
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