Sounds like it's lifted from the satirical novel Incompetence by Rob Grant
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I have a disorder that makes me inclined to extended bouts of laziness, occasional heavy drinking and frequent social awkwardness. I call it ‘being a human’.
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Reflect on the many gifted people who failed education in the past because their dyslexia went unrecognised. Think of the contribution they could have made in later life had they not been branded thick. You might then recognise that the analogy in this piece is glib & lazy.
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And reflect on the many people since who have jumped on the dyslexia band waggon since it was recognised. Again making life difficult for the genuine cases. As with the hot potato mental illness
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I’ll read it tomorrow, Julia :)
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What’s odd though is that people accepting of the modern world strike me as so much happier than the perms growling conservative folks who hate ‘change’. Get a mirror Julia, it really will help you.
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I see the light touch society are out in force. Rightly so! In my work I suffer from ballistaphobia, pyrophobia, thanatophobia, separation anxiety and monophobia. So can I get a doctors note because my job is dangerous and away from home and family?I’m sure my employer won’t mind
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... they’ll say walking and talking is a disorder soon ffs... let’s hope the medical profession prescribes wine or beer as a remedy
then it’ll become stumbling and slurring
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We the “disorder free “ group will soon become an endangered species. Or be classified as sufferers of “Disorder Exclusion “
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