How did virtue-signalling bores ever get to be a thing anyway?pic.twitter.com/egCzE27z0Q
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How did virtue-signalling bores ever get to be a thing anyway?pic.twitter.com/egCzE27z0Q
"I want a straw with my Coke." "But darling, straws are bad for the planet." "Chips! I want chips!" "David, you explain it to him." ...overheard in pub yesterday. True story.
I wish them horrendous teenagers.
Drives me nuts! They aren't impressing anyone.
That’s brilliant. ‘That’s right Johnny you are a super duper super star and we are sooooooooo proud of you..’
Also, people who tell off and bully their children in public. I feel like giving them a slap. Leave the kid alone, he’s better behaved than you are!
I find this so funny
How very urban...
I once heard someone who had taken her young son to a cafe loudly tell him that he could not talk to her because he had to respect her 'mummy time'. Did not know whether to be horrified or laugh.
Usually called Casper.
I cannot begin to tell you how much I do this. It’s a very important part of parenting.
But I’m more insidious. I use an adult voice when smugsplaining to show what geniuses my kids are and what a non patronising, respectful, sensitive yet ruggedly sexy dad I am.
If this is the sort of thing that annoys you I would suggest you go get a life....
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