Instead of the laundry you could start tweeting all the evidence of overspending by the Remain campaign. How the whole of the Whitehall machine was Remain, how David Cameron refused to countenance 'war gaming' a leave victory. Your reach is greater than mine. PLEASE. Or retweet.
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Not sure. Is the laundry moving yet? When it moves, does it look aggressive?
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So, do you have to walk miles to the river and then pound the clothes with rocks, or load them into a machine and press a button? Life can be hard.
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Just write simple instructions on how the washing machine works for your other half. There’s no way he’ll read the Instruction Manual.
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I never read them.
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For as long as you have clean clothes to wear, (although you could just go shopping for more too)
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No doubt enough bruising after skiing to justify at least another day. If you do it today it’ll be an all day job. If you wait till tomorrow you’ll fit it in around work. Feet up with a nice cuppa I say...
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True words of wisdom...

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Lol, procrastination... A word invented to prevent us enjoying our lives
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Not much on the TV so may as well get the laundry done.
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