Righto, I’m on my way home to Blighty after a (surprisingly) fun week of skiing & apres ski. Unusually, no bruises to tweet. What have I missed while I’ve been away? Highlights please...
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Someone you could never be, even on your best day.
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Just another deluded socialist.

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Exactly
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Looks like someone shaved a monkey & put it in a dinner jacket!
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