Seems like this Goodies sketch has come to passhttps://m.imgur.com/gallery/57jCA8l
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Compassion is great, but does your compassion extend to the impact on women's lives these male feelings infringe on? No? Thought not....
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Don’t be tempted to self declare as a piece of furniture or crockery, Julia. We love you just the way you are
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Julia - the reincarnated Erasmus
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I intend to self identify as a winning lottery ticket. I will insist that Camelot respect my decision or there will be hell to pay! Probably best to wait for rollover on Friday!
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too late, I've already identified as a billionaire, just can't remember where I parked the private jet
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Double drat!
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I self-identify as a millionaire and demand the state respect my choice and give me £1000000.
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I self- identify as a world class professional footballer with all the trimmings. Let’s see how far that gets me
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Man U HAS to take you on now or you can sue them for discrimination!
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Now you’ve got me thinking!
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Worryingly over 40% of the electorate think
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See thats where care in community fails. There used be hospital beds for people who identified as a cup


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Is it because I is black ( coffee)
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That’s “coffee without milk” (witnessed phrase)
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Hope that’s low fat milk you’re talking.. don’t want to upset the larger cups ( or mugs as I call them)
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