Devastated, I will now have to go for Kirsty Allsop or Victoria Coren 
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Nice comment to you? You’ll only be tweeting the one then?
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He's definitely been looking at your knees.
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Hang on. If he was in prison he wouldn’t have access to a phone or computer. No wait.......
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...a real charmer...
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Oh, he's gone on to you now, eh.
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Fit as a butchers dog
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He should lay off the booze...
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Look out of your window. He's there. In the Prius.
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He is not alone.
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It is good to see there are some smiley happy people out there!
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Reminds me of that scene in Alan Partridge: 'Would you go out with me, Susan? ' 'No.' 'Would you go out with me if I was younger and better looking? ' 'Yes, I think I might. ' 'Well, I'd better get on with inventing that plastic surgery time machine then!'
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Clearly needs to go to specsavers on the way back to school.
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Charmer
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Middle class wolf whistle.
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