Pearls before swine Julia
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They live in hope.
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Julia - what's your footwear choice btw????

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Political panto!
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What a rag making a basis error like that.. *tuts*
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Missing the rapier wit tho.
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Don't mention anything to do with pussies otherwise the men won't get any work done.
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And there I was, thinking I knew it all, and "kitten heels" pops up, filling a gap in my knowledge. Although I only knew stilettos and court shoes and gave up after that.
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Today she wears egg, again.
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She was welding a stale-etto. It was necessary, apparently, in order to cut out the PMS (the pale male and stale)
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But cats rule - she doesn't
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Need to understand Telegraph male readers mind.... stilettos = aggressive domineering s&m. Kitten heels = submissive gorgeous girlie....
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But then they couldn't conjure up a headline that paid homage to 'the Night of the Long Knives'.
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Dear Lady, the analogy was meant to be to a Macmillan reshuffle. The stiletto had a double-meaning. There were stilettos before heels.
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Night of plastic knives or even spoons. Members of the government tell the PM the job they are going to do. God's sake
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While you're here Julia, could you explain "fuck me shoes"? It's been puzzling me for years.
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