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Nice pattern
This is my home every day in the sitting room, all year around #kids
Shocking dandruff...
Looks like a pinata got in through the cat flap.
You just take your bra off?
Partying pets?... 
Yeah we all sneaked in last night, any wonder you had no milk 


That you are aware of.
You have a dog?
Surely you can task the servants to clean up that lot. 
3 retweets? #WTAF
Your living house staff need sacking.... 
Sticklebrix?
A DD cup’s worth if I’m not mistaken
Didn't manage to cover my pint quick enough last night and what's on that floor is nothing compare to what ended up in my drink....
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