Britain's eu legacy:- fishing fleet gone, industry gone, pc gone mad, armed police guarding Christmas trees. But at least our bananas are straighter than they used to be. Thanks EU #Brexit
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That doesn’t work Tony. With EU ambitions plainly viewed. We would be only 28th of a team playing in the same colours under one flag.
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Not so perfect a metaphor after all then.
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My old man won his Green Beret in the 50's. Reminiscing only yesterday about his time on a battleship, sleeping in a hammock with his rifle bolt!
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Funny how so many Remainers are motivated by "punch above our weight" imperial delusions.
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Unfortunately you can't qualify for the World Cup as you've left Europe. You've no one to play with. Again, strategic planning of a lemming.
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Ummm, pretty sure we're still part of the continent of Europe though

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I expect he thinks places like Brazil are all in Europe, as his geography is somewhat suspect.
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The premier league is also a protection racket. Where you have to pay vast sums of money to compete with high ticket prices for punters
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England’s fascination with the World Cup is based upon a single success over 50 years ago. Since then it’s been heartbreak and disaster fuelled by unbridled hope. Good analogy. Apt i think.
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A Premier league in which Germany always finishes top?
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What do you think it was created for? Or at least, what was it changed into a good number of years ago? All gone to plan, I'd suggest. Well, until those nasty Brits cocked it up
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