I would, lying next to you.
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I pay a small fortune to Sky for my telly and a BBC licence fee. Switched on to watch Ashes but presented with a blank screen and a message that I have to pay BT Sport if I want to watch it.

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Give him a Googly to keep him awake, you know with the bent wrist and a roll of the fingers.
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The Ashes only being shown on BT Sport , No Sport on BBC but they still want the Licence Fee , What a Liberty .
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Buy him BT sport you tight git !
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Try patting his knee, that should keep him awake
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Couple of bouncers around the middle stump should keep him going.
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Unedifying chitchat. Cricket is lifetimes work
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I’d smack him with a pillow the boring git.
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Don’t underestimate our passion when it comes to the Ashes Julia. May he listen till the wee small hours.
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O ye of little faith...
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My advice to him is to drink plenty, not necessarily alcohol, as his bladder will wake him up regularly go to the toilet. That's what I'm doing!
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I shall probably watch the first 15 overs and then nod off...
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I'm doing an all nighter too. Got tomorrow and Friday off work. Had a nap when I got in and now raring to go!
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