I reckon that if I found myself in a bowling alley in Nuneaton on a Sunday night, I'd probably take hostages too. #justsaying
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I promise to check all my tweets with you in advance from now on, oh wise one.
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Nah, it'll be simpler to just run them all by you. Hope you've got a lot of spare time on your hands.
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I have a funny feeling you have quite a lot of spare time.
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Well, it's not my fault I get paid so well for so few hours, is it?
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No. Just thick. He was being polite. I'm not.
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