9. The Kinks were a better band than the Beatles.
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10. Changing your name to a 'comedy' Hallowe'en one hasn't even been funny on Simpson's credits since 1991, never mind on Twitter.
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11. On a related note, Trick or Treat is just an American excuse for begging with masks.
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12. As a measurable sport, darts has more place in the Olympics than gymnastic dancing, ice dancing or horse dancing.
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13. The works of Charles Dickens are mostly incredibly dull, and you can tell he was paid by the episode.
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14. There's something a bit wrong with British people who are properly obsessed with American politics.
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15. Atheism would be better off if Richard Dawkins shut up.
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16. Football is only entertaining if you actually support one of the teams playing. Rugby is entertaining regardless.
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17. Your cat doesn't love you, and if you disappeared it would forget you in favour of any neighbour with spare food in about seven minutes.
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18. Cucumbers are not a valid foodstuff, they're just organised water.
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