Can someone pop to the kitchen and pour me a glass of wine? I can't be arsed.
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I know ... wine affects me terribly like that

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Enjoy!lift your glass and say!Good people.To all good people of the world.Cheers.Especially our WW1-2 guys who died.no more unjust wars.
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