If I was in charge, people who still have keypad tones on their phones in 2017 would be rounded up and detained.
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Replying to @jessbrammar
Not to be killed, obvs. Just put through a forcible re-education programme.
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Replying to @jessbrammar
I can't guarantee the safety, however, of people who have the sound switched on when sending texts and using WhatsApp
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Replying to @jessbrammar
Was woken up last night by a ****ing Instagram notification on my wife's phone. Twice.
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Replying to @rcolvile
This is my life. Seriously. Jim sleeps on as I get woken up by his DMs, which are open and populated by weirdos, who wake me up.
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Replying to @jessbrammar @rcolvile
Great, that's another whole episode of my Jess n Jim sitcom that's basically written itself
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