Perhaps they should have said "As thin as Victoria's skin"
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Or "As thin as her smile".
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Too much money too much time and especially too much ego. Get over it and move the hell on. Its a joke. Dictionary please!

















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Why is she saying that the Crust is NOT thinner than she is ? is that why she's upset ?
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It doesn't matter how thick they make it it she will still be thicker
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did they break the trade descriptions act?
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Maybe she's thicker!
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I can actually see the cheeky look on your face while typing that tweet...
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Genius!
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hilarious
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Why not? x
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She definitely bit there and now is providing them with all the publicity they need!
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no - especially when the important question is are the deep pan pizza crusts thicker than her!
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Victoria's skin is definitely thinner than the pizza crust, so legally she has a point. Should've kept quiet, made a skinny arse of herself
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@rcrobjohn@Telegraph . .Streisand effect .....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Is she claiming to be thinner?
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I laughed so hard it left a pee stain on my trousers!
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No sense of humour....
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