I am at a horsey event today thanks to 10yr old daughter's obsession. Horses jump. Then more horse jump. Sigh. Luckily there is also Pimm's
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I used to play water polo but had to give it up. My horse drowned.
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Just start asking more interesting questions like " so how many burgers can you get from that one?" That'll do the trick
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They also dislike it when you point and laugh as poo oozes from a backside and plops onto the grass. Only OK when a horse does it.
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had the misfortune of sharing a hotel last weekend with a German polo team,strapping 6 footers with attitude and that was just the Women

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Now why on earth would you want to upset anybody
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It's racist
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My late father (non-horsey type) bought his grandkids a pony. After 3 years ownership, he asked why Misty hadn't yet grown into a horse?
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Are you drunk?
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Would that be a tip ?
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Apparently their colour is not their coat but their nose or something like that
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You're 'mint' (northern thing to say) on Twitter.
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I don't like brown horses, I prefer black ones :)
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Clearly well out of comfort zone except for the pimms of course
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By jove thats jolly unsporting of you upsetting the equestrian elite like that, you roughians give us a bad name dont you know
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I heard they really like chocolate
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You need to say "white" horse next time a white (grey) horse passes
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I think yoool find it's Chestnut My Dear.
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Julia can't believe you'd ever upset anyone

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