A plug for @piersmorgan Mouth with be a good start.
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You do realise what sort of direct marketing you're going to get today Julia!
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You're the one that implied the "toy" was too small!
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Why is it surprising? Most Twitter users talk out their arse anyways!
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I think a butt plug is exactly what you need. It'll stop you talking all that shit out of your arse!
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I read "The Story of O" when I was 15 and that's the extent of my knowledge! ;-0
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Well when we see all these MP's on the gogglebox spouting crap the obvious comparisons are there to be seen
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Looks like you've reached the bottom..... but at least you can crack a smile
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Hahahaha
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Time for some deep throated investigative journalism Julia
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You dont know how many ppl you have dissapointed with that clarification you built up quite a fan club on previous tweet .
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Fifty Shades has a lot to answer for..
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