I may be old fashioned, but can i stick to being a 'hairy-arsed bloke', or will that mean i'll end up in a cell too? 
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Replying to @DayTimeTony @YesBrexit and
I'm afraid all but those who identify as gender fluid or Palestinian will be shot.
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Replying to @JuliaHB1 @allisonpearson and
And under the new rules, any banter about gender fluidity on Twitter will be punishable by five years in a re-education camp.
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Replying to @toadmeister @JuliaHB1 and
You'll have to lose the specs, Toby. They take the ones with the glasses first. Too much book learning...
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Replying to @allisonpearson @toadmeister and
He also curiously smooth hands. Or so I'm told.
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Replying to @JuliaHB1 @allisonpearson and
I will become 'the artist', forging identity papers for escapees so they can get out of the country (although not to the EU, obviously).
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Replying to @toadmeister @allisonpearson and
Who's going to dig the escape tunnels then, Toby? Huh?
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Replying to @JuliaHB1 @allisonpearson and
That
@johnmcternan looks quite handy.3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes -
Ha! Thought exactly the same!
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