Just a small selection of the lovely tweets I've received today from people who are apparently much nicer than me because, you know, povertypic.twitter.com/PVkcuXMMQR
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A. I am not nor ever will be your "mate" B. Your depth extends to that of the most miniscule puddle - a vole would struggle to drown in it
Voles are extremely good swimmers... A little knowledge can be scary... be a good idea to keep it to yourself until you've amassed a pile.
Probably best you stick to RTs of Hopkins and Watson If you were to have an enema you could sleep in a matchbox
If you were to have an enema your brain (and likely the rest of you) would simply cease to exist !
Run along to your alt-twat hatemongering mates - you're wasting your time herepic.twitter.com/GDyZCPp6fw
Ahh - I see you've already had that enema... That's a mongoose not a vole - idiot ! Bye-ee
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