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Poor lad cant win bet she threw rattle out the pram
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never underestimate the icy cold fear a man feels when the female in his life utters the terrifying 'Notice anything different ?'
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Chatting is fraught with danger. Our wifi was off ystrdy and I was shocked to discover my wife no longer works at Woolworths.
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She drives?
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In his defence,if the girl friend would've said no,he would've moved on to"nice dress" then"nice shoes"finally he would've got to the rattle
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And girls will be girls, 99.9% of the times men are asked that question his answer would have been correct
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Was it the rattle in the car that's not now rattling or a baby rattle that wasn't rattling that's now rattling
safe option was the hair
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You should buy him an Asda T Shirt

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T shirt for you ...... Courtesy of Asda ......!!!!!
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I don't get what the fuss is all about - birds too sensitive these days- feminism...
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no fuss was made, it's just a funny anecdote.
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